"The Week"

"Let me let you in on a little secret; frying pans hurt."
- Former North Carolina senator John Edwards on his delay of confessing he fathered a child with Rielle Hunter.

"These can be for any party."
- Starbucks Coffee CEO Howard Schultz denying charges that Starbucks Tea Party Pack gift baskets which feature President Obama wearing a beret with a red star on it and a Hitler mustache endorse a political agenda.

"I understand they're angry. I would be angry too."
- Oprah protege Dr. Oz responding to a flood of complaints that his new syndicated show has replaced an hour block of "King of the Hill" in the Greater Los Angeles market.

"No no no. Wait. Don't start playing the music. I'm almost done. And thank-you to the guys who do the nametags. You finally got my name right. Thanks Bill Blass for the caftan!"
- Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi finishing his speech at the UN this week.

"For Chrisakes! Isn't five times on Sunday enough for these people?"
- Oprah protege Dr. Oz responding to a flood of compaints that his new syndicated show has replaced an hour block of "King of the Hill" in the Greater Seattle market.

"Mind if I watch?"
- Columnist Helen Thomas revealing that seperately, each of the Kennedy Brothers made the same joke and winked at her in the same manner when she told them she was Lebanese.