Ahead On The Left Predictions For 2010 Part I

Creationists will present their first paper on digestive theory entitled "God Makes Farts".


After apprehension of failed "Brain Bomber" Larry Farouk Pickleson, travellers will now have to have their skulls cracked open before boarding commercial planes.


"Marsers" demand proof that President Obama is not from Mars.


A collection of botched special effects scenes from different movies will be edited together to create "Twilight 4." It will make a billion dollars.


Top new marijuana strain names in 2010:
Luxembourg Purple Hobo
Category 6
Muppet Dung
Charlie Rose Kush
Def Valley

2010 Republican attack on Democratic bills: "If you read this bill carefully it has provisions making abortions mandatory".

Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty will ink a million dollar deal for his first book "Her Throbbing Pleasure".