Excerpt of AOTL Interview With John Boehner

AOTL: Mr. Boehner, I typed “Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act” into Microsoft Word and green squiggly lines popped up everywhere. What made you choose such a grammatically iffy name for the bill?

Boehner: Personally, I think it’s an accurate name.

AOTL: Whose job did it kill?

Boehner: Nancy Pelosi’s.

AOTL is sponsoring a contest to find the best name for a genre of entertainment that has actually been around for some time - the fake interview. No, scratch the contest. I just got it. “Con-versation.” It’s a fake interview so it’s a con. Get it? No. that only works if you are reading it and can see the word broken up. Otherwise it still sounds like the legitimate word “conversation.” The con-test is back on.

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