The Back Seat of Richard Branson's Sweet Baadasssss Submarine

Richard Branson is at it again in his quest to be the second billionaire to do everything. The bottom of the ocean is the next stop for the tycoon-turned-tycoon/daredevil. The feat will be contingent on the outcome of some preliminary tests. Branson will first submerge caches of expensive champagne, silicon implants, and Barry White on vinyl to assure their viability at crucial depths. "It's bloody deep is all" said Branson appearing meticulously unshaven. 


Branson's announcement coincided with the release of the book "Yet I Couldn't Get Him to Conquer the Rain Gutters" by his ex-wife Kristen Tomassi.
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