Douchey Want a Shutdown?

If there was a music group called John Boehner and the Republicans all their songs would sound the same. They would be filed under the genre called crazy. Their latest release is one titled "We'll Agree to Raise the Debt Ceiling if You Agree to Cut Trillions From the Budget (And No Tax Hikes For the Rich)."

Trillions? That IS the budget. These morons want to turn the lights out on the government any way they can and if they don't get their way, well, Boehner will cry. Of course, Johnny-Boy is just high-balling. Oh what a skilled negotiator. Asking for trillions in cuts. What would have been even more genius would have been asking for bajillions in cuts. I bet he's kicking himself right now, "I should have asked for bajillions!"

Does he even think he is going to get even one trillion, or even a hundred billion? After pissing off the country with their Paul Ryan "Plan," do these people really think America is going to line up behind them with torches yelling "shut my country down!" That ain't gonna happen. It will be just another reason for Americans to no-vote Republicans in 2012. 

So keep flirting with the Tea Party, guys. Keep making that crazy music. If you're going to go down, you might as well go down making senseless blitherings. 

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