More From The Michele and Sarah-Pedia

I'm happy for the reception received by the quick glimpse I gave of the "Sarah-Pedia." It really would have sucked if no one thought it was funny, but since it was so appreciated I am continuing to share more segments before people lose interest. It is, after all relevant to everything else going on. The spotlight is growing on Fox News for their Palinish tendencies. John Boehner, Jon Kyl et al sound very Bachmannish in defending their political beliefs, to me anyway. So why aren't I writing a book that reflects the lying inclinations of the entire Republican party? The answer to that is that I find it best to keep a focus on the two people who are the champagne of conservative distortion. In this way it reflects the best of what the party has to offer when it comes to lacking character.

The Alamo as it appears today.

THE ALAMO

So many countries fought for control over ancient Texas. France fought Australia, Egypt fought Sweden, and so on. Whoever controlled Texas controlled the Alamo, a Texas fortress in whose basement was hidden the lost treasure of El Dorado. To protect the Alamo against the foreign invaders many people pitched in to defend it including Paul Bunyan and Bob his blue yak, Jack Daniels, Johnny Appleseed, and Mike Pocket, inventor of the pocket knife. For forty days and forty nights the fighting continued until the foreign invaders were no more. As the foreigners retreated, America wanted them to remember their defeat so they shouted after them this famous line, “don’t mess with Texas!”

THE MEXICAN WAR

Since the time of Columbus, illegal Mexicans made up the majority of the population of Texas. Though the Mexican president promised America he was partner in securing the border, he himself was later caught sneaking into America with his family. With no other choice, America finally declared war on Mexico and forced them to take back all Mexicans, illegal and otherwise.
Did you know: Every year there are more illegal Mexicans born in the United States than American babies?

Harriet Tubman teaching slaves how to commit voter fraud as they head North.

HARRIET TUBMAN AND THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD

Harriet Tubman was a slave born with an instinctive sense of direction that no human could surpass. She was hired by the abolitionists to lead slaves to the North so they could vote Democrat. The problem was that slaves suffered from low voter turnout and the plan failed. With the money Harriet Tubman and the abolitionists got from the Democrat Party, they built the Underground Railroad to sneak slaves to illegal freedom. In many cities the underground railroad still exists shuttling African-American commuters back and forth to the unemployment office since Democrat policies keep black unemployment so high.