Kangaroo Rat with Cowboy Hat to Make Important Announcement in a Week

The Kangaroo Rat with Cowboy Hat, the former Republican presidential candidate who left the race in the spring of 2011 reports he will have an announcement in a week. While giving no other specifics, there is speculation Rat will make public a decision as to whether or not to re-enter the Republican race. Rat has floated the possibility of rescinding his dropout if no candidate wins more than 25% of the vote in the Iowa caucus. With Iowa victor Mitt Romney winning 25% exactly, it leaves the door open for another run by the desert rodent.

Republican Kangaroo Rat seen without his cowboy hat. Photo credit John Roser

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