Grinch caught trying to steal Thanksgiving, drugs found

The Grinch was back in court early Monday after being arrested by Whoville police for conspiracy to steal Thanksgiving. Police raided the Grinch's home in the early hours of Monday, finding a cache of drugs, weapons, and red velvet sacks. Police also took the Grinch's computer as evidence. According to Whoville Police Department spokesperson Captain Sue Who, the Grinch kept specific plans for the heist in a computer journal. 

 "He was obviously planning to steal our Who stuffing, steal our Who pies, steal our Who turkey and cakes of all size," said Who, who was two the last time Christmas was stolen by you know who.

 Grinch attorney Sam-I-am expressed confidence in his client's innocence.

 "You can try him on a boat, you can try him on a goat. No jury could possibly find my client guilty," said I-am. 
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