Beware The Idiots Of March Part I

LIZ CHENEY
Species: Ass
AOTL Astrological Sign: Fart
Turnons: Not smiling, simmering, hysteria, ignorance
Turnoffs: Sunshine, reality, America, integrity
Education: Potty trained [disputed]
Hobbies: Prevaricating, distorting
Favorite Foods: Ice, sour grapes, blood, bitterness
Favorite Fantasy: Relevance
Often Mistaken For: The dog shot by Gregory Peck in "To Kill A Mockingbird"

PROFILE:
Second and youngest daughter of infarction enthusiast Dick Cheney and shrill repressed nag Lynne Cheney. Skeletor as she is known to her friends has become an intriguing figure in politics, mystifying people by her presumption that her unaccomplished ass knows more than Barack Obama. In the past Cheney has held a position in the State Department earning the post by having the job created just for her. As a strict partisan of the Right, Cheney has received a great deal of attention of late, mostly from members of her own party who have condemned her for her attacks on the current president. Pundits predict Cheney will try peppering her droning diatribes with occasional dontcha-knows, I-tell-yas, and winks. Good luck with that Liz!



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