THE BATTLE AT LITTLE BIGHORN'S
Captain Custard was sent to the frontier with the cavalry to inform Chief Little Bighorn and his people all about their brand new reservation that was more suitable to their style of living. When Custard arrived at Little Bighorn's wigwam, Indians snuck up and scalped him in the back multiple times which was against Geneva's Conventions. Many tourists still trek to Little Bighorn's wigwam to see where Custard last stood.THE CHICAGO FIRE
Chicago, the city with the reputation for backroom deals in in smoky bars, bribery, and blackmail, mismanagement and misappropriation of funds, widespread corruption, mob dominance, welfare queens, miscarriages of justice, embezzlement, vice, poverty, white-collar crime, blue-collar crime, kickbacks, crooked contracts, moral lacks, lax ethics, and LaGuardia Airport, and which also happens to be the hometown of Barack Obama once suffered a large fire.
BONUS: "Chicago" is an American musical about corruption, murder, deceit, prison, and philandering.
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