Mister Beerlips' Long Child

After adopting a loose interpretation of certain copyright laws Shakespeare Ain't Shit Books, the publishing arm of AOTL Agglomerated announces the publishing of "Misheard Lyrics Gone Wild." AOTL's MLGW picks up on a craze in novelty books and Jeopardy categories whose success has remained steady over the past fourteen plus years. MLGW is a fabricated collection of lyrics that sound a lot like they could be the lyrics to actual pop songs. Here are some examples. See if you can guess what song they are supposed to be.

It's due left to poli sci
I said it's due left

Correct:
It's too late to apologize
I said it's too late
(Timbaland Ft. One Republic)
_______

I'll have to punt
In another day yeah
She's gone tomorrow

Correct:
All that she wants
Is another baby
She's gone tomorrow
(Ace of Bass)
_______

Thai buns who let it say
Hi Bunny, why me

Correct:
I want to get away
I want to fly away
(Lenny Kravitz)
_______

You're a booty call
You're a booty call
You're a booty call it's true

Correct:
You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful it's true
(James Blunt)
_______

I'm gonna blow my brains out
The next time I hear
this song

Correct:
My humps my humps my
Humps my humps my humps
My humps my humps my humps
My humps my humps
(The Black Eyed Peas)
______

Erkel's fame's
Fallen to shame

Correct:
Purple Haze
All in my brain
(Jimi Hendrix)
_______

Gray hair hair hair hair
Gray hair hair
I said gray's
What's goin' on

Correct:
Hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
I said hey
What's goin' on
(4 Non Blondes)

The ad nauseum airplay of these songs has made them classics so AOTL will keep releasing MLGW every Christmas season until there are no more orders. So give MLGW this year and every year. Make your loved ones wonder silently, "why bother?"